Eminem
Girl, you give me writer's block
I'm at a loss for words
My mind's as lost as yours
I rack my brain but still no thoughts emerge
Never seen no ass as large as yours, how much that cost?
That's what I call a Roethlisberger
You drive me bonkers, I’m about to get my swerve on for sure
Thought I was pimpin' untill I felt like Nas, the first-
Date because I think I gave you power when I gave you flowers
And I bought us a box of chocolates, no lozenges or cough drops or syrups
Probably should have never let me call that job of yours
To talk to your boss and ask him if you can take off from work
Should have been one of the first signs to cause alert
Man we jumped in too fast, 'cause since then I can't be apart from her
'Cause nobody's body's awesomer - I lust it, and she loves me 'cause I'm popular, but
You know this ain't love
Oh, no, you know this ain't love
You know this ain't love
No, this ain't love
(What is it then?) It's desperation
She's lookin for Mr Right, wants me to be that guy to her
(It's desperation)
I can't even put up a fight, 'cause I give in at the sight of her
And here I go again
Eminem
You were obviously oblivious to me, I
Swore I was just invisible to you till I went to the lengths I did to meet you
'Cause you played so hard to get with me from the beginning
Now I'm in disbelief, I
Never knew that this could be such misery
'Cause now you see nothing but me, and I don't see nothing but you
And I'm about to flip 'cause we are Super Glued in
We're stuck to each other's hips and we can't do anything individually
Which is to cling on, scared to be alone
Can't specifically describe it, I just can't seem to give a reason that's definitive, just need you
Talking 'bout: I live and breathe you
And you pretend to be as mentally and physically addicted to me
As Wiz Khalifa is to reefer
Don't wanna be without you, don't wanna be with you neither, bitch
Put me in a situation in which it's both I wish to seek, 'cause this ain't
You know this ain't love
Oh, no, you know this ain't love
You know this ain't love
No, this ain't love
(What is it then?) It's desperation
She's lookin for Mr Right, wants me to be that guy to her
(It's desperation)
I can't even put up a fight, 'cause I give in at the sight of her
And here I go again
Eminem
Just want you to myself, don't wanna share you with no one else
What the fuck you whispering for? You get on my nerves, you make me sick
I think our relationship, it seems to be on the fritz
I mean, it's time that we just split and leave the games behind
Your frame of mind ain't the same as mine, I think
You need to finish developing a little more mentally too, get the picture?
That's a negative, Alicia, I will never give the Keys up
To the crib, ever again, no reason not even a gift certificate from Tiffany's
You better have an epiphany, slut, guess what? (what) delicia
I'm just mad it took the time it took me to discover
You been using me for loot like I used you for looks
Thought you was too good for me, huh?
Yeah Used to be my Carrie Underwood, I was your lumberjack
But I can't stomach this
I'm leaving you, I'm not coming back
She said: The fuck with that?
Where's my Louisville slugger at?
She grabbed that fuckin' bat and swung it at my head
I barely ducked and that's right when she came up with a kick to the nuts twice
Steel toe, girl probably could've put a 100 yard field goal through the uprights
You know this ain't love
Oh, no, you know this ain't love
You know this ain't love
No, this ain't love
(What is it then?) it's desperation
She's looking for Mr Right, wants me to be that guy to her
(It's desperation)
I can't even put up a fight, 'cause I give in at the sight of her
And here I go again (it's desperation)
