When they're young
All little monsters learn
That they are scary
Ugly, stupid
Shunned by cupid
Overweight, and hairy
But every monster needs to find
That secret deep inside
That transforms Dr. Jekyll into sexy Mr. Hyde!
All my monsters are beautiful!
Discostoodiful
Squarerootiful
Oldcootiful
Monsters don't need implants
Or a bitchin' monster car
Monsters only need to love
The monsters that they are
Oh, yeah!
Gaga, Dada, Jawa
Peace!
